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So how y'all doing? My name's Cassidy and the gentleman you see in my picture is Sam. I like cats and music a lot and oh I play the ukulele, piano, and other shtuff. Have a nice day :)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Captain Ho ho comes tonight!

It's here! It's here! It's finally here! Tonight is Christmas eve! Tonight is the night when we all go to my grandma's to swap gifts and eat ten pieces of pizza and yummy dessert. Tonight is the night when we hang the socks and leave the cookies and milk and carrot for blitzen. Tonight is the night when I stand up on the alter and sing a song I've practiced for weeks! But most importantly, tonight is the arrival of SANTA CLAUS! But wait, aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas ? Christmas is about the birth of Santa Claus and Jesus scooting down the chimney. No, wait. Take that. Reverse it. Moving on. Do we not all anxiously wait for evening to come? Do we not turn out the fire or Santa's butt will burn? Do we not hang socks at the chimney?! DO WE NOT ALL GO TO OUR FAMILIES AND PARTY TILL DAWN?!! I THINK WE DO! Now, I am not Jewish. So what do I know about Hanukkah? How do I know about dradels and the seven days and the menorah? Wait, I knew that. So I do know a little about Hanukkah. Ha! Well, no matter if you're Jewish or Christian. Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas readers!


P.S. About the Captain Ho ho thing, that's what my dad calls Santa. We've called him that for years.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Who am I???

A lot of people I know probably think of me as the weird kid running down the hallway sceaming and getting 'pulled over' by Mrs. Polly and being told one of the following, "Stop yelling", "They're praying in there", "Don't run", "No running", or "How many times do I have to tell you to stop yelling??". Now, I feel guilty. Now you guys probably think I'm always in trouble. Well I'm not! But one very backwards memory stands out in my mind. Once Mrs. Polly was on a trip so Ms. Joanie filled in. She's a very nice old woman at our church that usually teaches the little kids. So once, for some reason, she took me to the front of the church and told all the kids how that my parents are very godly people and they do a lot for the church. I was very embarrassed. I think that's the word of the day, embarrassed. I like that! It means to be humiliated. My grandma gave me a dictionary! WHOA! Now I can tell you the meaning of big words like embarrassed.Well, anyways. But I can have my days. Sometimes I know what to do when no one else does. I can be a very entertaining person. Lots of people like me and I have lots of friends. A lot of older kids hang out with me. The oldest is Annie, fourteen. Well, gotta go vamoose. (To scram)



Saturday, December 13, 2008


With this blog, anyone in the world could be reading it. The president, Hannah Montana, Selina Gomez, the rock, Frankenstein, Pastor Mike, oops he's not famous! But still, anything I say on this blog could make the biggest difference in the world. What every I say here could go into the homes of millions. Whatever you know could be something Barack Obama knows. Just think, by reading this, you not only know more about me, have a better vocabulary, and you now know how weird I am, but you also know things that (hopefully) millions of others know. By reading my profile, you know more about my likes, dislikes,interests, and my personal life. By reading these posts, you have a better amount of me putting things in my own words. You know that I am a writer and that I love computer and that I have a wonderful family. You know I am ten and have my ears pieced and my favorite color is blue. You know a lot about me. That information is all across the globe, too. Think of all the people that know that! Just one problem: no one reads my blog.

See ya!


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Deck the halls with bows of Mrs. Polly

Fa la la la la la la la la! All the stations are doing Christmas music now! Oh, ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see. You know, when we try and post a thought that comes to mind we usually say, "Hm, I'll put this on blogger." and simply do it. Well, I have found out the most disgraceful thing right here on blogger. They said I had to be thirteen to be a blogger! AND I'M TEN! Am I doing something illegal???? Maybe I should say I'm thirteen to be safe. But I'm ten. So that wouldn't work. All I was doing is viewing my profile, making some minor adjustments, when I came across where you could say how old you were! Now, I'm not allowed to say stuff like my last name and where I live or my phone number, but I've told you guys my age before, right? So, I say I'm ten, and then they give the 'Please check for errors' thing, and in bold and red, ' Must be thirteen to be a blogger'. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! We are SO navigating away from the basic topic! We are talking about music and Mrs. Polly and halls here! Not profile dashboard! Well, on to main,my favorite music is the holiday kind. My favorite Christmas song is carol of the bells. Instrumental. But it doesn't matter if we are rocking around a Christmas tree or if we're walking in a winter wonderland, we are all the same in God's eyes. Haven't said this in a while but,

Yours truly,


Saturday, December 6, 2008

Random talking and I am ten years old

You are probably wondering, "What's with the ten-year-old thing?" Well, Pastor Mike's mom posted a comment on my last post and she asked how old I was. Well, I am ten. And when I grow up, you will find a book by me, since I'm going to be a writer. Or a movie with a script written by me. Something fun and fascinating. I have no particular topic today so let's shout out some stuff. Auntie Terry, I want to tell you my dad said you got me a potato sack. If so, thank you. I do enjoy potatoes. Especially mashed. Pastor Mike, TYPING LESSONS. Sound familiar? You were too there last week! I saw you! And that was the last week! Now I'll never know how to type. Bobo hobo. I'm weeping on the keyboard. WA WA tabooed. Sorry, very random day. Oh, we got our Christmas tree. We decorated it and, WA LA, it looks amazing. Well, hate to run but,



Friday, December 5, 2008


Mendacious is a very random word.And words are what make up these bizarre posts. Words. Wordy wordy wordy. Wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy words. Words? Words! Word are what make up the life we live everyday. Try going a day without using them and you won't get past the first three hours. I'm not kidding! Don't we all need words to communicate? Do we not think about what to say everyday? "How should I tell my boss I want a raise?" "Should I tell Lisa she hurt my feelings?" "How do I tell my mom I broke her vase?" It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I think about what to say to you guys everyday. I always think about which topic and the scale of meaning and randomness. Heck, I care about words so much, I want to learn new ones! Why do you think I give out homework? So you can just look up a random word? Well, yes, but not the point! I write stories everyday, and I wonder this: Every time we write any word there is another word in existence. But it was already there on something else. So, right now, as you are reading, there are probably about 5900000 trillion words in the planet. Is that not a whole heaping lot????? Jeez, what a few. And now, let's learn a new word! How about finding out what esoterica means? That sound interesting. Look it up, fellow panoplies. I don't know what that means. Look that up to. Have a most awesome day full of my wonderful randomness and awesomeness. This blog is guaranteed to bring you happiness, cheer, and good things to consider in your day!

Good thoughts!


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Unwrap a package full of wishes

This line is from the new sears commercial you see every two minuets. My Auntie Fran works at sears.I think it's right. If anyone can give Vanessa Hudges tap shoes and in the next
couple seconds she's a rock star, well, I want tap shoes for Christmas! The point isn't about presents from sears, it's about miracles happening. God can make such amazing things happen. Who here watches extreme make-over home edition? I watch it myself. It's a show hosted by a man named Ty Pennington, who believes in miracles. Ty and the 'extreme team' go into true heroes houses and give their house a make-over. It will change their life forever. If you're in a house that's falling apart, how can you work miracles? So, if you haven't already seen the show, it's on ABC Sundays after AFV. In other words, it's on at eight. This is where you will find that sears commercial every minuet or so. Hey, right back where we started from!

This holiday season, don't just give a gift, grant a wish.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Ho ho ho and jingle jingle

These are some of the lyrics to one of my favorite Christmas songs. It's by Alvin and the chipmunks. The title is 'Ho ho ho". It's a very funny song. My favorite lines are, "Grandma sends a baby truck. We are way to old for that but Dave tells us to suck it up!" It's downloaded on to my MP3 player. Can you believe it's December? Soon, we're gonna be hanging stockings at the fireplace and planning for the new years party! And, Ooh, the gifts! Such gifts should be blessed with awesomeness! And they are! This Saturday is the first Christmas party! That's my mom's side. Ooh! Such AWESOMENESS!!!!! I have some wonderful homework for you that care. How about we look up Hildagarde, huh? Well, I don't expect much of a reply. No one reads this thing except myself and Pastor Mike. Collard! I'm very sorry, what did I just write? As you should know, I am a very random person. Well, Gotta go take the umbrella out for a stroll.



Sunday, November 30, 2008

What is nothing????

I was thinking earlier. (Shocking, isn't it?) We all know that we breathe air. I used to think that air was nothing. But it's air. So it can't be nothing. I tried to think, what has no air? So, I found one thing, water. But it's water. So it can't be nothing! If you take a blank piece of white paper, you don't see anything on that paper. When I was little I thought that was nothing. But it's paper! So, what is nothing? Not water, not air, not paper. As weird as it sounds, I used to think plastic was nothing because you couldn't see it. But it's plastic. If we lived in a world without air, paper, water, or plastic we would know what nothing was. BUT WE DON'T! This is going to drive me insane. Well, another news flash. Coming' at you live from Cassidy's house, here's Cassidy with the latest news. Today when I was at church, it started to snow outside! So I ran out at ten in the morning into a church yard in Dudley to look at that awesome stuff! And (I don't mean to embarrass you, Pastor Mike) Pastor Mike and Mrs. Polly just come running outside in vests and light coats, and Pastor Mike starts singing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" and me and Mackenzie and Danielle and Corrina are just staring until they go back in. It was fun running around out there in the snow. We ran for about ten minutes until my dad called us in. It was a very fun morning. That snow was full of awesomeness!

Jingle bells all the way,

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Super mario brothers

Hi guys ( and girls). You are all so lucky to be listening to me talk about another awkward subject. My dad just downloaded super Mario brothers on to our PC. I am bad at it, but it's fun! I also know about this mahjongg game that my dad downloaded to the laptop. And don't get your hopes up Pastor Mike, my laptop ,not yours. It's these mind exercise games. They hide two of a kind of most any shape and you have to match them. I got a high score of ringjongg. Also, I have a list of new words to replace old.


Those are words about ME. I am unique,expert,childish,modern,naughty,and very awkward. Well, I guess I'll see you later.

Hope your day was full of awesomeness,

Friday, November 28, 2008

The breakfast alarm

Hi everyone. The other day I was sleeping over Sheesh and Kaylyn's house. It was six in the morning and we were watching cartoons. All of a sudden, my aunt's cell phone starts ringing. So I go, 'Who calls your mom at six a.m.?' And Sheesha's reply was simple. She told me it was a breakfast alarm. It is like a signal to her mom that basically says, 'We're hungry. Make us food!' And since then I have wondered, 'How can you set an alarm for when you're hungry?' Well, they go to public school, so they get up around six. The alarm is set that time as an estimate about what time they will want breakfast. Also, it's my aunt's alarm clock. Now, some news worth waking up for! Ha ha, that was a very corny joke. I hope you had a awesome thanksgiving. I had a thanksgiving full of awesomeness. And now, some holiday trivia. Why do we call the settlers 'Pilgrims'? Look it up! I have to know before the weekend ends. I have not been getting much feedback on these homework assignments, Pastor Mike. PLEASE! Hope you had a wonderful holiday full of awesomeness.

See you at the next post!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

A to Z in my thanks

I have a lot of stuff to be thankful for. 26, to be precise. I want to tell you every one:
A for armadillos
B is for barbecues at my house in the summer
C is for Cassidy, the most awesome name EVER!
D is for drama camp at Upton town hall
E is for eggs in the morning for breakfast
F is for family that I can go to every year on this splendid holiday
G is for gorilla glue
H is for home that I live in
I is for iguanas
J is for Jesus
K is for K-mart
L is for lemons
M is for my Mom
N is for newts
O is for Oprah Winfrey
P is for party's
Q is for quacking ducks
R is for Ronald McDonald
S is for sweet pudding pie
T is for 'the world of Cassidy'
U is for U S of A
V is for the wonderful name Vinnie
W is for webkinz
X is for xylophone
Y is for 'Yes, you can go on computer'
Z is for Zimbabwe

I am truly thankful for these wonderful things. I hope God can provide all this awesomeness again next year. Everyone: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Hope you are blessed,


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

.......And a partridge in a pear tree!......

Know how you never remember the words to those Christmas songs? The trickiest one is the one about the partridge. What even is a partridge? Is it kinda like a bird? I have no idea. I always get mixed up with all those numbers and maids-a-milking and geese-a-laying. And to me, I never thought those golden rings were all that valuable. A lot of these songs get confusing. The ones like jingle bells and deck the halls are easy, but ones like silent night and Mary did you know and little drummer boy are so hard to get.Expert for 'Ba rumpapumpum', the drummer boy is the hardest. Well, I now regret this post for reasons because it's Christmas and I wanted to talk about thanksgiving tomorrow. Darn. Well, happy thanksgiving everyone!

Happy thanksgiving!


Monday, November 24, 2008

I am friendly

I am a very amiable person. I am also cordial and neighborly.I have lots of companions because I seem to a lot of people comical or witty.If some of these words are baffling for you, try making a catalog of words and next time I behold you I will admire.

I am a very friendly person. I am also kind and comforting. I have lots of friends because I seem to be funny and clever to people. If some of these words are to puzzling for you, try making a list and next time I see you I will be pleased.

Notice the difference between the paragraphs about me. They are different, but the same. They look different but they mean the same thing. And now you ask, "How does she know those words in paragraph one?" I have a thesaurus. Check today's golden words for the keys and/or morals of this blog



Saturday, November 22, 2008


Right now you're thinking, " What's with the nacho thing?". Well, I'll tell you something. I have no clue ether! The thing is, my sister's eating nachos, and that was the first thing that came to mind. And guess what? For once, I have nothing to talk about. There, I said that so you're all gonna go read such is life, or the magical world of Corrina or something like that. Nachos are a odd thing. You can put on sour cream, cheese, or salsa on. If you're feeling lucky, you can put on ketchup. Hey, I just said I have no topic, so how could I really be talking about corn chips? Maybe today's topic is fried food! Hey! We found a topic here at world of Cassidy headquarters! Corn chips! Yeah for deep fried salsa covered chippers! I like chips! I like them almost as much as I like cheese! And that's saying' something, because cheese is my favorite thing in the world! And I like chips because you can put cheese on them! Score two for one! Don't forget to check the label for today's golden words.

Until tomorrow,

Friday, November 21, 2008

Be nice

Today I was reading my devotional and I found the most wonderful thing since pie! It was about how we should be nice to each other and not expect any reward. When you do something nice, you expect a reward for your "niceness". Well, did the good Samaritan expect a reward? Nope. It doesn't even say he got a darn "thank you". Come on and wake up, guys! You don't need a reward for being a good person. And, bigger, can we ever say "thank you" enough for what Jesus did? He DIED for us. Is that more or less important than helping pick up your friends books? Can we thank that guy to much? No. God is a jealous god. He likes it when we worship him and call him mighty. It's just telling God the truth! Remember to check the label for today's golden words. Those down there are the only words that mean anything. So, next time you give someone a band-aid when they're hurt or help find your little sisters teddy bear, don't ask when it's done "Do I get a thank you?" Yeah, they should thank you, but remember not to ask for one, but to give one to God. Remember, he saved your sins.

Thank you for your time,


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Today's golden words

In the past few blog posts, I have had morals to share, but have never really had a point of blog to put them. It's stupid and awkward, but in my blogs in the future try and check the labels part of the blog to see the moral and my point of the blog narrowed down. So, yes, I am actually trying to be efficient for once. I have homework! So wonderful getting homework on the Internet. Well, I want the look up on gesticulates.I wish to know this for no peculiar reason but because I like enlarging my vocabulary. Miss Polly and Corrina are watching home alone 2.We haven't seen the first. But the first one was downstairs, and so they didn't want to go down there to get it. Pastor Mike has kind of ditched out on typing lessons. Sorry to rub that in your face, Pastor Mike, but We haven't got off of RTYU yet. Well, gotta go.

See ya tomorrow!


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The cassowary

Hi everyone! Me and my sister, Corrina, are learning about Australia. In Australia, there is a very large bird called a cassowary. They even wrote a song about it. Sing a long, if you want. And it has to be out loud. (To the tune of 'I'm a little tea pot')

I'm a cassowary,
A great big bird
I can't fly.
Have you heard?
Also, I am cute and shy,
That's the word
I'm a cassowary,
A great big bird

Is that not awesome? That is wicked cool! I love that song! It's catchy. I wonder if anyone else here has a song with their nickname in it. Do tell. I have a homework assignment for you who comment. I want a definition of eucalyptus. In English, Pastor Mike, please! And yes, that is due tomorrow. By the time there is a post in front of this, I want a respondent, O.k.? Sounds good. Well, if we must have time left I have a question. WHO IS ANONYMOUS?????I'm getting annoyed here! Come on up and tell me!If no one tells me who you are, person, you are forbidden from this blog! Or at least commenting. You're distracting the other readers.Miss Polly and Pastor Mike ask me every Thursday when I'm at their house, "Have you found out who anonymous is yet?" and I keep on having to say NO. Darn it,tell me!

See you soon, bring homework!


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The single most bad thing I have ever seen

Today me and my mom and sister were shopping in a grocery store. Of course, there were webkinz. Me and my sister went to look at them. There were bulldogs, black horses, polar bears, black bears, and the cutest little seal I have ever seen. We were looking at the precious seal and looking all over the cutie. But then I saw one act of pure evil. Someone had torn of the code tag open and had left the toy! The toy was in top notch condition, but the code tag is the real value. In a webkinz, there is a code tag attached to the paw of the toy and contains a one of a kind code that there is only one of! If some one tried to put the seal online, they would have been printed as an intruder! They wouldn't be able to put the pet online. So the person had technically stolen the webkinz! Of course, I didn't look at the code. I may be a little mischievous sometimes, but I would never steal a stuffier. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. I don't want anyone to follow the example this person had set. I hate to think of this happening. So, let this be a lesson to everyone. Stealing is wrong! Don't steal!

Don't steal unless you want to go to jail!


Monday, November 17, 2008

Stupid things

There are a lot of stupid things in our life. For example: Why are carrots orange? Why is the sky blue? Why are my blogs so wacky and crazy and weird and silly and....well, you get the idea of how much they rock. I have the answer to all the questions by my own theory. Why are carrots orange?- If you look at them closely, they are actually kind of yellow. When you think about it, there are so many more stupid questions you could get off of this. Why are apples red, or pears green, or peaches pale? So many things that we ask. Why is the sky blue?- The sky is blue because there is no other color. Try having a green sky when your trying not to think about the money issue. Or a red sky when your trying not to be angry. Would that work? No, not really. Why are my blogs insane?- I myself am a crazy person who is driven to write down her every thought during the day and loves to share her wild hopes and wacky dreams with people who care no about beauty, but about how interesting the blogger is. And yes, I am not the most sparkly princess in the castle. And anyways, who would want to be a sparkly princess? The dress would make it SO uncomfortable to read these blogs with. I hereby forbid all sparkly princesses from reading this blog. So there. Well, gotta go.


Friday, November 14, 2008

My life, the 4:35 edition

O.k., before I start blabbing at you about something weird, comment alert. Yes, Pastor Mike, I know the anonymous is not you. But who are you?!?!?! I must know. O.k, now to the something weird. Right now my sister is watching Mia and Miguel on PBS kids. My dad just got home. Right now. It's true. Tonight I am sleeping over Grammy Emo's house. Which brings me to, um, what does it bring me to? I'm not sure. Oh well, maybe I'll remember next time. Um, I gotta go now. I wish everyone have a good next day. Or tomorrow. I'm not that good with pronunciation. By the way, does any know what externalises means? I must know this immediately. Bye.

See you soon!


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Who the heck are you?

O.k., I check for comments every day after I post something new. But someone has just crossed the line about not telling me who they are. Pastor Mike comments, my dad does, even my mom did for a time, but this guy is crazy. I want to know your name, who you are, if you have a blog and if I can read it. I read everything already, but there's always room for more in here. Tell me who you who you are on your next comment, and you get a prize. O.k., I can't give you a prize on the internet, but still, TELL ME! O.k., I have no idea what to put a picture of, and it does'nt matter anyways. I can't do google searches by my self. I'm at " Auntie Fafa's boarding house." today. I'm upstares in Pastor Mikes room on the couch watching Spongebob Squarepants. It's one of my favorite TV shows. Me and Sheesha love it so much, we started a fan club. Speaking of Sheesha and Kaylyn, today they gave me birthday gifts. They gave e two dollars and 5 pieces of candy. That was very thoughtful of them, I think. You know, I just won't add a picture.

See ya.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

10 things

10 things I want to talk about: 1: I got my ears pierced yesterday. I have rainbow flower studs. They look so awesome. 2: Today is my birthday. I'M TEN! WHOOP! 3: Today I opened my birthday gift from Corrina. It's a little Kinz Hippo named Buddy. 4: My auntie Terry bought me these: Fantail goldfish webkinz, Little kinz chicken,breakout by Miley Cyrus, Alvin and the chipmunks soundtrack,justice gift cards,Barnes and noble gift cards, and webkinz trading cards. I love it all. 5: For my birthday Shannon gave me a shining star named puff and Katie gave me and Alvin and the chipmunks CD. 6:I just cut my lip. 7:My parents just got netflicts. Now we have hoodwinked. 8: Including Ashlyn (fantail goldfish), Artie (chicken), and Buddy, I now have 14 webkinz. YEAH! 9:Last Sunday Pastor Patrick gave me a free candy bar for my birthday. WHOOP! 10:Thanks to everyone for reading this funny blog!

Bye for now!


Monday, November 10, 2008


Hi. My friends Katie and Shannon are sleeping over. Here is Katie, who I have mentioned before:

Hi people. -Katie

Here is Shannon, who I have never talked about in my life to you:

Hello.This is the five o'five edition. I can now do a backward roll into a handstand.I have my own tweezers. They are fun to use to pull out splinters. -Shannon

They want to see 'I don't want no Joe Shmo running my country' post.

Bye for now!


Friday, November 7, 2008

This blog's new look

Hi everybody! Check out all this cool new stuff that's here in the insane world of cassidy! It's all thanks to Pastor Mike, who put all this stuff here. Take the poll, become a follower,there's so much more to do here now. The world of cassidy has been expanded. When you become a follower, your icon shows up and you can see all my posts on your blogger dashboard. If other people reading this click on your icon, they can go take a peek at your blog. But, you have to have this feacher on your blog to be able to follow. I think I'm the only one following this blog, so click away. Thank you again Pastor Mike, for all your help. Become a follower here so people can see such is life.( That's his blog name.) So take the poll, become a follower, read the funny blogs, have some fun in the world of cassidy!

Take the pole!


Thursday, November 6, 2008


Hi. I write plays all the time. I like to write scripts for me and my friends to act out. I think it's fun to try and imagen fictional charictors doing the things I like. Right now I am writing the script to wonderland, a movie where I save the world. Wonderland will be a real movie some day, i hope. This may be a short blog, but I have short temper for evil villins such as in the movie. Right now I am at uncule harry's and he is watching cops. Oops, gotta go.



Wednesday, November 5, 2008

My fiftiest post

WHOA YEAH! This is my fiftiest post! This calls for a celebration! YEAH! Everyone tell me on your next comment how to celebrate on a blog. Homework today. Got a little challenge for whoever can do this: Without looking it up on the web or in a thesaurus/dictionary tell me what the word applicant means. I NEED TO KNOW! Right now. Comment away. And also, If anyone is a doctor reading this, tell me (without looking it up) what the word steroids means. Please. do tell. But you don't have to look it up, you're a doctor. So, that should be easy.And if your a pastor in the crowd ( meaning if you're pastor Mike) please tell me where you beat people up, I mean where you work as a security guard. I would like to know this, thank you. Well, that wraps it up. Thanks, Mrs. Workman, for commenting on my blog.

Good bye!


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Why don't I have a dictionary?

Here are some words that i have absolutely no idea what they mean: Champlain, Victorious, Emanating, and elegant. I do know, however, what these mean: Exiting, daring ,bold, creative, wonderful, funny, and crazy. I know these words because they all describe ME. Here are some words that don't mean much: Pretty, ugly, poor, rich, and toilet. O.k., toilet is important, but the other one's aren't really. It doesn't matter if were' rich or poor, pretty or ugly, God's looking on the inside. Not where you can tell what jeans you wear. The words that describe me ain't words like " Beautiful" and " Great jeans". No, i don't have a very good fashion sense now. So i guess I will be on the non-modest list though. Anyways, try and leave a comment with some words that describe you. Try to make them not have a lot to do with your looks.

See ya next time!


Monday, November 3, 2008

Can you get bees in your body as well as bugs?

The answer is YES! My sister does not have a stomach bug. She defiantly has a stomach bee. She won't eat her eggs at dinner, threw up twice last night, and has been watching movies all day. But, i must admit, i watched movies all day too, so i can't say that she's the one with all the faults. We watched pink panther, Pocahontas, Three Caballeros, and HSM2. I, also, have a throat bee. It stings and itches and hurts every time i yawn, swallow, or burp. IT'S THE END OF THE THROAT RELATED WORLD! HELP! I need to stop capitalizing. It will divert people's attention from the point. O.k., I am glad Christmas is coming up. Santa, in my stocking, please put in a dictionary! I always ask everyone to look up words. Please, until i get a dictionary, someone look up divert! I don't know exactly what it means, but I've heard someone say it in a sentence like that. Well, i gotta go. Getting late.

Good bye! ( I'm working on not saying yours truly)

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Genesis, Exodus, Levidicus.......

In our kid's church class we are memorizing the books of the bible. We are done with the old testament. Rather then write them down for you, I have more news that may be WAY more interesting. In 10 days, I am gonna be TEN! Double digits! My parents are getting my ears pierced. They are gonna pay someone to shoot a gun in my ear as a gift. But I want it. Now, for the bloggers of the crowd............................. Pastor Mike, I did NOT enjoy your last post. I know, I am incredibly DRAMATIC some times, but gossip and make-up? ME? IN MAKE-UP? Are you crazy?! I have to make a point here. For those of you women out there reading this, don't read Pastor Mike's last post. Well, I also ask The person commenting my blog by the title of anonymous to tell me who the heck you are. I wish to know you since you are a reader of my blog. Tell me your name and how long you've been reading this. Well, gotta go.


Saturday, November 1, 2008

Dave and Mellisa's house

Hi. Today we are going over my parents friends Dave and Melissa's house, a place I do not think I have ever been before. They have a daughter named Sophia and a son who's name escapes me. They are nice people. They went over my house last summer for a cook out. We have a lot of cook outs at my house. It's because we have an in ground pool. I like my pool a lot. It's really big. As for comments on the last post, yes Pastor Mike, we are having typing lessons next Thursday. My mom and dad took me and my sister to see HSM3 last night. We went in our costumes. I was an alien. Fits my personality perfectly. My dad says Halloween trick-or-treating has lost it's luster. I don't know what luster means. I wish i had a dictionary for some of these blogs. Gotta go.



Thursday, October 30, 2008

Typing lessons

I am at Pastor Mike's house. He is boarding with Auntie Fafa ( Jen) and Uncle Harry in their house. It's been transformed into a boarding house over the years. Leah also lives here. Pastor Mike and Mrs. Polly are guests. Here is an example of to many people in one house. Leah, Uncle Harry, Auntie Fafa, Sheesha, Kaylyn, Mrs. Polly, and Pastor Mike. And Curly, there cat. She's a good cat, but my sister's allergic to her. She's allergic to long haired cats, witch is Curly. I am not a cat policemen, I've just noticed. I am writing this on Uncle Harry's computer, not the laptop which i usually write on at Pastor Mike's boarding house. I had chicken nuggets for dinner. I also had french fries. YUM. Well, I gotta go.



Wednesday, October 29, 2008

With a pie in the room, I kinda loose myself

Hello. Today's topic is pie. Pie is a wonderful example of how sugar is good for you. Blueberry pie, cherry pie,strawberry pie, there are a lot of nutritious pies. I wonder what the world would be like if we didn't have pie. Horrible if you ask me! No pie? The horror! The world would just not be the same with on pie. I would have no goal in life with out pie. I like pie, as you may have noticed. Pie is like a, um, round yummy thing that you fill with fruit? No, that wouldn't work. Let's just imagine that we never tried to find what it's like, o.k.? Alright. I like pie. If anyone has a pie they would like to share, please do tell. I would love to hear about pie from anyone. Well, that about wraps it up.

See ya!

Monday, October 27, 2008

I like making short films

Hello. I have found a new hobby. Making short films of the hilariously funny Cassidy Bear. It was the grateful dead bear my parents bought for me before I was even born. She is funny, cute, smart, and has very unusual tastes. She likes ketchup, potatoes, pie, corn, and syrup. Her favorite activities are listening to music, playing dress-up, and coloring pictures of eggplants, tornadoes, and sushi. Her best friend is an Ami doll from a Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi doll set my grandma gave us. I video tape her best moments, put them on the computer, and my dad put them on a DVD. She is the funniest bear in the world. Well, gotta go. My sister's watching Tarzan on the TV.



Sunday, October 26, 2008

The special next five or so weeks

O.k., today was 1 out of 4 special events to come in the next 4 weeks. 4 in 4. Today was my church harvest fest. It was really fun. Pastor Mike, your last comment I did not understand. And these blogs are going to start taking a pole. For every blog anyone reads, I want them to leave a comment with the score of how totally awesome it is. on a scale of 1 to 10 tell me if I'm doing what I should. My main purpose in blogging ( other then getting comments ) is bringing joy to the few readers I have. Everyone please recommend this blog to family and friends. Also, to the person who has commented some of my blogs that doesn't have an account, on your next comment could you tell me who you are. I want to know if you are my grandmother who reads this, or a person who I've never met before. If your my grandmother,though, I am glad to see you finally commenting. I think it's almost time for me to take a shower. But don't worry, it might not be. I am happy that someone reads my blog. O.k., back to the events thing. Next Friday is HALLOWEEN! I get to go see HSM3 in a theater. It's gonna be so cool! After that this will no longer be a nine year old's blog. It will be a TEN year old's blog. That's right, my birthday is coming up! YAY! After that, to top it off, thanksgiving. I can't wait! These next few weeks are gonna be so fun I can't wait. Wow, this might be one of my longest posts yet. It's longer then quite a few of them. But most of my posts are short if you don't like to read long things like me. I love long books and poems and blogs to read. Well, gotta go. Making this blog a shorter one for those short readers.

See ya ( Hey, I didn't say yours truly)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Weird people are always right ( most of the time)

Yes, by "weird" i mean me. Even though nobodies perfect, I come pretty close. O.k., maybe in the middle. O.k., you got me. I'm never right. So if you are someone like Leah who does not favor me, you can enjoy commenting and giving me a wise crack like " You have a point. You are never right." And i have been stumped. I have no idea what pastor Mike's gonna say. You got me .( again in this post) Jeez, stop getting me people. There's not gonna be any of me left! Well, on the other side, tomorrow's the big harvest fest at my church. It will be held at the south bridge common. I know, I said it's at my church before. This just goes to show that I was right, I'm never right. Wait, if I was right right then, I am not always not right. So, forget about this entire post then.

Yours gotta-stop-saying-yours-truly truly,


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Why doesn't squidward wear pants?

Why doesn't he? I think he should more often. He (if anything) should just wear a shirt. But I think he should wear both. It's just wrong. Sponge bob should be rated TV10. Nudity is inappropriate.Hi, I love the show,but I still think he should wear pants. Well, off of nudity and on to pajamas. I am being babysat by Miss Polly, the only person from my church who does not have a blog. In my bag of stuff, I have pajamas that say " Beware of the babysitter." and have a babysitter walking saying " Come my children. Your baths await you." I wear them when she babysits. Well, I want my computer time. Bye for now!
Yours loves computer truly,


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Everyone from my church has a blog

I'm not kidding. My sister has a blog, my mom has a blog, my dad has a blog, Leah has a blog, pastor Mike has a blog, Miss Jane has a blog, I could go on for hours!And, lets not forget that I have a blog! Or else what would you be reading? That is a question I would like you to answer. And as for answers, thank you pastor Mike for that definition of how dictionary got their name. My dad got the pellet stove running, so Miss Polly, rest assured. My house is warm again. YEAH! That is re-assuring at the least. Hey, I just realized something. Miss Polly doesn't have a blog! Miss Polly, start a blog so I can be right for a change! Thank you! O.k., moving on.Everyone will thank me for posting this in the future! ( I hope ) O.k., why did I write that? I don't think anyone will ever thank me for writing this blog! O.k., I'll see you later.

Yours pretty-weird truly,


Monday, October 20, 2008

Something I thought I'd never say

Pastor Mike is awesome! See, I told you I'd never thought I'd say that. I can't believe you are reading. So, in the future, I will ( never thought I'd say this but.....) try to read yours. There! Got that over with. O.k. Good to have that off my chest. Let's pretend I never posted that, shall we? Alrighty! Forgetting..........NOW! What were we talking about again? Oh, yeah. How dictionaries get their name. Does anyone know that? Leave a comment with the answer if you know. And no, that's not just a scam to make you leave comments. O.k., maybe it is, but still. I don't know how they get their name. Well, that's enough crazy for today.

Yours saying-things-she'd-never-thought-she'd-say truly,

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I wish for you all to leave more comments

PLEASE! I write on this blog almost every day of my life, and what do I get from typing so much? Achy fingers and a lot of hand cramps. I really don't think anyone's reading this blog. I'm not kidding.If you read this blog I will know this, someone other than my family cares about what I have to say. And if you don't think that's important, do what you want to do. Leave this blog. Go read a different one. I don't care. It's just that I am writing all this stuff, and if no one cares, than why do I even bother. PLEASE post a comment! I gotta go.

Your's not commented often truly,

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Make a home made pie and put cream in the middle of that pie and bake for 45 minuts let cool

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.Hi. I think you might be a bit overwhelmed by the incredibly long title, but the blog might not be to long. So excuse the shortage in blogger use space. Well, I did not make a pie, however, I made home made bread with my mom and sister. It is yummy. It's funny how you think of something sometimes and you have no where to put it down.that's why I have a blog spot here at blogger.com. Newest thoughts come into my head, and I can blog them as soon as I feel like it. And no, I'm not in advertising for blog spot, I just don't have much to say. O.k., this is what i mean. See ya later!

Yours hopeful and happy truly,


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I don't want no joe shmoe running my country!

That's right! Barack Obama is just so weird! I don't think he has the answers to all of my problems, but everyone Else seems to think so. I don't want no McCain running it either. I want someone who knows what he's doing and spends money well. Not like W. Bush. He doesn't even know how to pull us through this minor depression. I want someone who knows what the heck their doing out there at the white house. I know someones got to run it, but I want someone who can help Americans with financial problems and thing we want, like gas prices going down, and yummier food But that's just my opinion. Whoever you vote for, though, make sure HE'S not some Joe Shmoe.

Yours not-able-to-vote-because-she's-only-a-kid truly,


Monday, October 13, 2008

Video games ROCK!

Hi. I like video games. You knew that? Oh, you read the title. Well, let's see, Toontown, guitar hero, D.D.R., PAC-man, X-box 360, p.s.2, Game boy, Nintendo d.s., and a TON more. I don't have all of those, but I've played them all, quite frequently.O.k., maybe not frequently, but I have played them all at leased once or twice. I like them all a lot. It's just if it's a game like toontown, I have a time limit of 25 minutes a day. But that's my plug time, so don't worry, your not keeping me away from anything.I can't have my plug time as early as this, so I still have a while to go. My sister is watching a movie, barbie as the swan princess. It's one of her barbie collection master pieces.She must have every barbie movie on the earth! And that's the darn truth! I am not one for barbie, but my sister is! And I'm not kidding! Well, gotta go. My dad has puffs in the oven and I want the first one.

Yours absolutely truly,


Sunday, October 12, 2008

If you like cake, raise your hand

That's right, cake. Yummy, tasty, frosting cake. Have a happy day with Delicious cakie! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! CAKIE CAKIE CAKIE! GOGGLES GOGGLES GOGGLES! Let us party till we are captured by the party police. When we are, I'll free you all. Don't worry about a thing. And don't even think about saying that the patriots won't win, you will be permanently banished from this blog. Go read the ramblings of a worship leader or something. Well, before you are banished, I ask one thing of you. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT! O.k., you can go away now. What? You think I was gonna stop you are something? I do not have that kind of power, crazy person. Everyone go to Bernie's furniture now. It's a happy new year Regalia! Enjoy! Well, I must depart from this faltered blog spot. In other words,I gotta go.

Yours out-of-her-mind truly,

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Shoutout time!

I want to give a big shout out to Elizabeth (my friend) that if you are coming to movie night, wear pajamas and bring a stuffie. Also, it would be helpful if you brought a pillow.So, that's just if. If not, If your name is Cassy and you know my sister, We are picking you up around six. Everybody say it now: GO WILDCATS! High school musical is showing at my church, and it is open to the public. So if you wanna, come on down. There will be plenty of popcorn. WHOOP WHOOP! I have no idea why I wrote that last sentence. Well, guess what? Today on toontown, I defeated a level 3 cog building. It was really cool. Halloween doth approcheth!We are full of splendor! All my family, except maybe my dad and mom, can't wait until we go see a movie in our Halloween costumes. It's gonna be fun.Bye for now!

Yours going off truly,

Friday, October 10, 2008

I am a human being, i think

I have not a lot to talk about, so excuse me if my blog is a little short. I just wanted to share some interesting things with everyone. A ton of people in this world are living for nothing.I don't want to sound mean, but it's true. A whole ton of people don't believe in the thing more important than life itself.There's probably something missing from your life too. It's very simple. A lot of people don't have GOD. Without God, YOU wouldn't even be here. There is a lot of stuff on this world, money, cars,food, computer, TV, that sometimes we just like it a little to much. It's perfectly normal that someone would talk a lot about a new car, or got more channels on TV, but if that''s all you talk about, a lot of things are left behind. Talk about God a lot. He's really worth talking about!

Yours perfectly truly,


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Movies, candy, cosumes, and a lot of other stuff

Well, it is fun to celebrate holidays, isn't it? I think it is.One holiday is comeing up very soon.

HALLOWEEN! Everyone likes dressing up, going trick-or-treating, followed by a party somewhere. Well, that's Halloween for me every year. So this year me and my family wanted to try something a little different.There's a great new movie coming out called 'HSM3'. I really wanted to see it. So, instead of party's and trick-or-treats, we are going to go to the theater, watch the movie on the big screen, and get candy. The fun part is, we are gonna wear our costumes to the movie! I think it will be really fun. So, Fred is doing just fine. We re-modeled snailyland. Now he is in Leah's old fish tank. I think he likes it better with more room. After all, he was in an old pickle jar. I have something to delight you all. About a few weeks ago, my dear old dog, Rocky, vomited. Isn't that lovely? Well, if you like that, here's something else wonderful. The other night, my cat killed another mouse in out garage. It was a pretty sight, guts everywhere, blood spilled on the welcome mat. Nice gift, it was. I think Chester is indeed pleased. It's like giving someone something they've always wanted. Except for we never wanted a dear mouse in the garage. So forget the whole thing. There is no more interest there, so let's stop talking about it. Forget it. Well, time for me to hop off the computer. I will see you all next time. Bye!

Your going-to-see-a-movie truly,


Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Fred Hamilton, me and my sisters new pet snail,is the best snail EVER! He is very speedy, eats lettuce, and finds his shell quite comfortable. Snailyland, however, is not an amusement park for snails. It is the jar he lives in. In there is lettuce,dirt and mud, a daisy from my front yard,and Fred. WHEE SNAILS! They are tiny. They are not as slow as you may or may not think. The people on T.V. only WANT you to think that they barely move. They are actually very speedy. They also do not live in clean,pleasant, empty Fields. They live in rivers, lakes,and streams. When you see an empty shell anywhere, anytime at all, pick it up. You may have found your very first snail buddy.

Yours trulys,
Fred and Cassidy

Saturday, September 27, 2008


HOORAY! YIPPEE! WOW! REALLY COOL! I can't believe it! My mom just let me and my sister subscribe to one of the coolest, best,most great computer games ever!That cool game is: Disney's toontown online! Are you all screeching with joy for me?! I can do anything in the tooniverce! From going in a real race, to cog HQ's, there is NOTHING Princess Trixy,Cool Lily,Daphne,fire works,Little Trixy,and Courage can't do.They are unstoppable,unbeatable, and trust me,their toon enough! Now I can't wait for tomorrow to come, so I can play on them! So cool, so cool! My sister is totally sicked to ! We are still jumping with joy in out hearts! Every toon out there, be prepared! We are unstoppable! WHEE! I just can't wait! Tomorrow, tomorrow , i

love ya tomorrow! It's only a day away! I can't belive this is happng to me ! It's crazy! Gotta go!

Your crazed-about-toontown truly,


Friday, September 26, 2008


MEEP.O.k., that might sound a little weird, but it does make sense in a way.There's a girl at my co-op that one day approached my sister.When she was about three feet from her, she poked her and gave a loud MEEP. Now it makes sense, right?Well, Sandra,if you are reading this,which I highly doubt, MEEEEEEEEEEEP! La la la, how about a change of subject?Shall we? O.k., I don't think people are reading my blog! The last four posts have ZERO comments! That is unbelievable people! That is a disgrace to all blogging kind! I am disappointed in you all !Give me a D:D! Give me a A:A! Give me an D-D-Y: D-D-Y! Who do I love :DADDY! I LOVE THAT MAN!He is a very awesome person, and he's my dad! Is that not great? It is fabulous to me! YAY DAD!

Your who loves her dad truly,


Thursday, September 25, 2008

Chain saw returns

Hello fellow readers! We have a new alert!The chain saw man was at it again yesterday.He was chain sawing like there was no tomorrow!(Which there was).Does anyone here know what a scuttlebutt is? That is because there is no such thing as a scuttlebutt silly.You should know that by now.To change the subject, let's talk about the boring things in life,like politics and schoolwork and things like that.That should be an interesting conversation!And nowadays the public schools are more boring then they used to be. Now they included MATH and SCIENCE. They really must be a big bore to all the children. Ha ha! That should be the talk of the century! This discussion is reminding me of the table-turning-burning-churning-earning-learning-people eating-most dreadful scuttlebutt's!

Bye! From yours crazed truly,

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Blah Blah Blah

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Blah? Have you ever had one of those days when EVERYTHING you hear sounds like that? If so , you need to pay attention better! Sometimes we humans have days when we don't want to get out of the wonderful daydreams that we want to stay in so we can be the beautiful people that no one knows we are. Daydreaming if a fanatical thing . We can let our minds take us anywhere. Pretending is not a bad thing, it just somtimes gets in our way.We should'nt stop it though.Or we might turn out as a plain,stiff,non-creative person. Let's go dazzle the world with creativity,imagenation,and spirit of hope,happyness,and liberty and jusitce for all!

Yours dazzeling truly,

Monday, September 22, 2008

Um, I don't have a specific title this time,but mabe I do

As you know, Halloween is coming up.I can't wait to go trick-or-treating with my auntie Fran and my cousin Robby. I want to get LOTS of candy.O.k.,So it's only September,but early bird catches the germ!Or is it term? Maybe even Burn! J-A-C-K-O-L-A-N-T-E-R-N-S! I love them!And my dad just finished carving mine!It is the creepiest,freakiest,coolest jack-o-lantern ever!By the way, I read everyone comments, and Todd,rest assured,I have NOT tried to balance a sharp knife on my nose for 15 seconds.I only tried for 10. Now on the subject of dog food, Rocky should have ONLY 1 cup and a half every day. And on the subject of T-Rex, I do not know how to pronounce pestranombia. So, even though you may think I have lost my mind, which I lost a bit after the 2nd blog,It is true, I do not know how to pronounce pestranombia. And then we go on the merry-go-round of life.

Yours out-of-her-mind truly,