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So how y'all doing? My name's Cassidy and the gentleman you see in my picture is Sam. I like cats and music a lot and oh I play the ukulele, piano, and other shtuff. Have a nice day :)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Captain Ho ho comes tonight!

It's here! It's here! It's finally here! Tonight is Christmas eve! Tonight is the night when we all go to my grandma's to swap gifts and eat ten pieces of pizza and yummy dessert. Tonight is the night when we hang the socks and leave the cookies and milk and carrot for blitzen. Tonight is the night when I stand up on the alter and sing a song I've practiced for weeks! But most importantly, tonight is the arrival of SANTA CLAUS! But wait, aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas ? Christmas is about the birth of Santa Claus and Jesus scooting down the chimney. No, wait. Take that. Reverse it. Moving on. Do we not all anxiously wait for evening to come? Do we not turn out the fire or Santa's butt will burn? Do we not hang socks at the chimney?! DO WE NOT ALL GO TO OUR FAMILIES AND PARTY TILL DAWN?!! I THINK WE DO! Now, I am not Jewish. So what do I know about Hanukkah? How do I know about dradels and the seven days and the menorah? Wait, I knew that. So I do know a little about Hanukkah. Ha! Well, no matter if you're Jewish or Christian. Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas readers!


P.S. About the Captain Ho ho thing, that's what my dad calls Santa. We've called him that for years.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Who am I???

A lot of people I know probably think of me as the weird kid running down the hallway sceaming and getting 'pulled over' by Mrs. Polly and being told one of the following, "Stop yelling", "They're praying in there", "Don't run", "No running", or "How many times do I have to tell you to stop yelling??". Now, I feel guilty. Now you guys probably think I'm always in trouble. Well I'm not! But one very backwards memory stands out in my mind. Once Mrs. Polly was on a trip so Ms. Joanie filled in. She's a very nice old woman at our church that usually teaches the little kids. So once, for some reason, she took me to the front of the church and told all the kids how that my parents are very godly people and they do a lot for the church. I was very embarrassed. I think that's the word of the day, embarrassed. I like that! It means to be humiliated. My grandma gave me a dictionary! WHOA! Now I can tell you the meaning of big words like embarrassed.Well, anyways. But I can have my days. Sometimes I know what to do when no one else does. I can be a very entertaining person. Lots of people like me and I have lots of friends. A lot of older kids hang out with me. The oldest is Annie, fourteen. Well, gotta go vamoose. (To scram)



Saturday, December 13, 2008


With this blog, anyone in the world could be reading it. The president, Hannah Montana, Selina Gomez, the rock, Frankenstein, Pastor Mike, oops he's not famous! But still, anything I say on this blog could make the biggest difference in the world. What every I say here could go into the homes of millions. Whatever you know could be something Barack Obama knows. Just think, by reading this, you not only know more about me, have a better vocabulary, and you now know how weird I am, but you also know things that (hopefully) millions of others know. By reading my profile, you know more about my likes, dislikes,interests, and my personal life. By reading these posts, you have a better amount of me putting things in my own words. You know that I am a writer and that I love computer and that I have a wonderful family. You know I am ten and have my ears pieced and my favorite color is blue. You know a lot about me. That information is all across the globe, too. Think of all the people that know that! Just one problem: no one reads my blog.

See ya!


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Deck the halls with bows of Mrs. Polly

Fa la la la la la la la la! All the stations are doing Christmas music now! Oh, ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see. You know, when we try and post a thought that comes to mind we usually say, "Hm, I'll put this on blogger." and simply do it. Well, I have found out the most disgraceful thing right here on blogger. They said I had to be thirteen to be a blogger! AND I'M TEN! Am I doing something illegal???? Maybe I should say I'm thirteen to be safe. But I'm ten. So that wouldn't work. All I was doing is viewing my profile, making some minor adjustments, when I came across where you could say how old you were! Now, I'm not allowed to say stuff like my last name and where I live or my phone number, but I've told you guys my age before, right? So, I say I'm ten, and then they give the 'Please check for errors' thing, and in bold and red, ' Must be thirteen to be a blogger'. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! We are SO navigating away from the basic topic! We are talking about music and Mrs. Polly and halls here! Not profile dashboard! Well, on to main,my favorite music is the holiday kind. My favorite Christmas song is carol of the bells. Instrumental. But it doesn't matter if we are rocking around a Christmas tree or if we're walking in a winter wonderland, we are all the same in God's eyes. Haven't said this in a while but,

Yours truly,


Saturday, December 6, 2008

Random talking and I am ten years old

You are probably wondering, "What's with the ten-year-old thing?" Well, Pastor Mike's mom posted a comment on my last post and she asked how old I was. Well, I am ten. And when I grow up, you will find a book by me, since I'm going to be a writer. Or a movie with a script written by me. Something fun and fascinating. I have no particular topic today so let's shout out some stuff. Auntie Terry, I want to tell you my dad said you got me a potato sack. If so, thank you. I do enjoy potatoes. Especially mashed. Pastor Mike, TYPING LESSONS. Sound familiar? You were too there last week! I saw you! And that was the last week! Now I'll never know how to type. Bobo hobo. I'm weeping on the keyboard. WA WA tabooed. Sorry, very random day. Oh, we got our Christmas tree. We decorated it and, WA LA, it looks amazing. Well, hate to run but,



Friday, December 5, 2008


Mendacious is a very random word.And words are what make up these bizarre posts. Words. Wordy wordy wordy. Wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy wordy words. Words? Words! Word are what make up the life we live everyday. Try going a day without using them and you won't get past the first three hours. I'm not kidding! Don't we all need words to communicate? Do we not think about what to say everyday? "How should I tell my boss I want a raise?" "Should I tell Lisa she hurt my feelings?" "How do I tell my mom I broke her vase?" It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I think about what to say to you guys everyday. I always think about which topic and the scale of meaning and randomness. Heck, I care about words so much, I want to learn new ones! Why do you think I give out homework? So you can just look up a random word? Well, yes, but not the point! I write stories everyday, and I wonder this: Every time we write any word there is another word in existence. But it was already there on something else. So, right now, as you are reading, there are probably about 5900000 trillion words in the planet. Is that not a whole heaping lot????? Jeez, what a few. And now, let's learn a new word! How about finding out what esoterica means? That sound interesting. Look it up, fellow panoplies. I don't know what that means. Look that up to. Have a most awesome day full of my wonderful randomness and awesomeness. This blog is guaranteed to bring you happiness, cheer, and good things to consider in your day!

Good thoughts!


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Unwrap a package full of wishes

This line is from the new sears commercial you see every two minuets. My Auntie Fran works at sears.I think it's right. If anyone can give Vanessa Hudges tap shoes and in the next
couple seconds she's a rock star, well, I want tap shoes for Christmas! The point isn't about presents from sears, it's about miracles happening. God can make such amazing things happen. Who here watches extreme make-over home edition? I watch it myself. It's a show hosted by a man named Ty Pennington, who believes in miracles. Ty and the 'extreme team' go into true heroes houses and give their house a make-over. It will change their life forever. If you're in a house that's falling apart, how can you work miracles? So, if you haven't already seen the show, it's on ABC Sundays after AFV. In other words, it's on at eight. This is where you will find that sears commercial every minuet or so. Hey, right back where we started from!

This holiday season, don't just give a gift, grant a wish.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Ho ho ho and jingle jingle

These are some of the lyrics to one of my favorite Christmas songs. It's by Alvin and the chipmunks. The title is 'Ho ho ho". It's a very funny song. My favorite lines are, "Grandma sends a baby truck. We are way to old for that but Dave tells us to suck it up!" It's downloaded on to my MP3 player. Can you believe it's December? Soon, we're gonna be hanging stockings at the fireplace and planning for the new years party! And, Ooh, the gifts! Such gifts should be blessed with awesomeness! And they are! This Saturday is the first Christmas party! That's my mom's side. Ooh! Such AWESOMENESS!!!!! I have some wonderful homework for you that care. How about we look up Hildagarde, huh? Well, I don't expect much of a reply. No one reads this thing except myself and Pastor Mike. Collard! I'm very sorry, what did I just write? As you should know, I am a very random person. Well, Gotta go take the umbrella out for a stroll.