Some people have normal lives. They have a normal family, do normal things, eat normal dinners, mow normal lawns, swim in normal pools, that sort of thing. I don't think my life is that way. For example, here's the way normal people have a conversation:
Girl: Hey, how are you?
Boy: I'm fine, how are you?
Girl: I'm good. Have you read the news?
Boy: Yes, it's sad isn't it?
Girl: Yes, well, I have to go. Bye!
This is the way I have a conversation:
Cassidy: Hey, what's up?
Sheesh: Nothing. Hey, can you come over for the football game? We're gonna have a contest to see how many Doritos's Kaylyn can eat without barfing!
Cassidy: I'll be there, but I have to bring a cream pie.
Sheesh: Oh, cool. See ya!
Cassidy: See ya!
Please note that I haven't actually met any normal people. I know four types of people:
Crazy: Me, Sheesh, Shannon
Goofy: Kaylyn, Corrina, most of the people at my church, Brighid
Silly: Ozzie, Danielle, Katie, Jessica
Bland: Most of the people I see on TV
Well, that's it for another non-normal post. Bye!