Monday, April 15, 2013
dick van dyke is cool.
today i saw this video of what high school students do, and it was completely inaccurate.
student: i didn't do my homework
student: this doesn't make sense.
student: can i go home?
ME IN SCHOOL:
me: can i sleep?
me: can i eat in here?
me: teacher how old are you?
me: i was texting my mom.
me: can we listen to our ipods?
me: oh what is this a test?
me: can i go to the band room?
me: can i go to in-school?
me: can i go to the bathroom?
me: MAY I go to the bathroom?
me: i was texting my dad.
me: just kidding teacher don't murder me and call my parents.
me: SAM YOU GOT GUM?
me: i have literally no idea.
me: is this going to be on the test?
me: oh wait is this a grade?
me: SHUT UP SAM I'M LEARNING.
me: yeah sam shut up no one wants to hear you talking.
me: wait, go back to the last slide.
me: i can't do detention, i ride the bus.
me: is this a big part of our grade?
me: i think it's time for class to be over!
i'm not rude, i'm just kind of loud in class.
of course, when teachers tell me to shut up, i do. but my teachers just kind of think of me as white noise by now. i love my teachers because they put up with me <3 p="">