Welcome. I am Cassidy BLEEEEP,newscaster here at world of Cassidy headquarters, bringing you a fantastic story to be aware of. I have news of terrible notice to you all. Toilets have started taking over the world! Beware, citizens, and protect yourselfs! Make haste and be at front of the line!(Of saftey) Here are steps you can take to avoid being attacked,eaten,or possibly egged by teenagers. Step #1: Call your local toilet protection quarters (TPQ) . They know what to do in this situation. Step #2: Stop using your bathroom sink.It has connection with the toilet and may eat you. Beware! Step #3: Run to your nearest shoestore and ask them to make you a cheeseburger. (We aren't sure how this will help you, but it's fun!) When the TPQ arrive, they will fully de-evilitize the restroom utility. I hope this post has been of use to you.
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