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It's CHRISTMAS TIME happy December! Know what that means, right, guys? That means that every parent in the world will most likely be visiting a TOY STORE for their kids! And every child in America wants (well, with the exception of ME because the store is all dolls-and-trucks and other stereotyped children's toy) their folks to visit TOYS R US, the scariest toy store ever!
Yup. It's that time. Time for mommy wars. "But MY little girl wants that doll!" Those fights can lead to broken bones and broken toys, people. This is a time for gentleness, right? Please control yourselves from throwing other people into cash registers because they got your Bitzy Blah-Blah doll that your daughter Betty just REALLY wanted.
SUCK IT UP!
Like I said, this is a time for gentleness.
Love,
Cassidy the mega-hyper Monisa