How to talk to people: the good way

Okay, today I'm gonna give a little advice. It's a topic some of us struggle with, and it's called: How to talk to people. In special blu-ray edition!
How to talk to:

Bullies: Never start with an insult, compliment, shrieking, or whimpering. Remain calm and straight-faced and don't seem to effected when they horas you. Oh, and never end with sometime like, "yes sir" or something. I don't know a whole lot about them, because I've never had to deal with one. But I know things.

The youth: Talk quickly, fastly, briefly, and meanly. All conversations will be short. Talk tonelessly and don't compliment. Say something insulting then run. It works every time!

Your worst enemy: Start off whispers, bringing up to WHOLE SCREAMING AND YELLING AT EACH OTHER! Hold conversations from swearing, complimenting, and try and make the other as mad as possible, then put them in front of their little brother. Works every time!

Your annoying little cousin Kaylyn: Limit conversations to "hi" "bye" and "that's great, Kaylyn" Never speak directly to the suspect. Look at something else whilst speaking.

Anthony: DON'T TALK TO HIM! JUST DON'T TALK TO HIM! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!

Weirdos: Laugh at jokes, intentional puns, and humorous actions. Don't make fun of clothing, speech, or attitude. Don't cry unless prompted. Never point out glasses, braces, or nose rings. Don't encourage bad breath and tuna. Always keep insect fan on hand. That's how you handle those weird guys who always talk to you.

Zach: Start with saying something about whiny speech problem. Then, push in mud. Then, start beating up. Then, set pants on fire. You don't do a whole lot of talking, actually, I try to avoid that kid.

Okay, that's it for that. Also, I have a shout-out: THANK YOU, AUNT TERRY, FOR THE TOASTER WAFFLES! YOU GET MY STAR SMILE FOR APPROVAL: *_* They're long gone.

That's it for today. Toodles!

Yours TRULY!,

Cassidy

So much to say, so little time!!!

Oh, I have soooo much to cover in my one post here, so this is gonna have to be a long one! First of all, let's say there was a small mix-up in the award yesterday and I'm gonna ask no one to click on the small box please. We have some photos on my computer not worth sharing and I may have accidentally endited one of those. Whoever recieved the award, please plan accordingly. Sorry about that.

Okay, last night was the cookout at Mary and Denis's house. It was so fun! First, me, Corrina, Dad, Aidan, and Jeremy had this huge splash-fight that went on for a LOOOOONG time, and then we had dinner, which were some awesome burgers. So then a bunch of people (mostly kids) went out of the boat because they have a lake there, and it was SO MUCH FUN! We all jumped off and swam everywhere, and I pushed my share of people in!

Then, all the kids begged dad if we could swim back to M&D's house, so D took the boat closer and me, Kaylyn, Sheesh, Corrina, Dad, and Jeremy all swam back. It was awesome, and the people with glasses (Dad and Jeremy) had to be "blind" until the boat came back, because that's where their glasses were!

Then the more mature people headed out for boatride round two, and the rest of us stayed back and talked and got eaten by bugs and stuff. It was REALLY FUN!

Okay, next topic. It's time for MY BLOG OF THE MONTH AWARD! This month's theme is the PRETTY BLOG AWARD! Here it is:
Here are our nominees:

~Abby~
Amber
Corrina
Loulou

What you have to do to get this, lucky winner, is a) tell something no one knows about you, b) clean your room, or c) drive downtown and buy the PINKEST LIPSTICK YOU CAN FIND!!!!

Here's our second-runner up:
CORRINA!
This means YOU DIDN'T LOSE! CONGRADULATIONS!

Out first-runner up is:
LOULOU!
Very nice blogs, but not pretty enough, apparently.

And our winner iiiiiiiiiiis:
AMBER!
Congradulations! You won the BOTMPBA (Blog Of The Month Prettiest Blog Award)! Best of luck to you!

Well, that was a long post.
Yours TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULY,
Cassidy

Oh! I must have missed it

What? No post yesterday? Sorry, I must have missed it. Don't know why, I meant to post yesterday, but...GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?

SUMMERTHON TIME! And I've made a special award for everyone who participated! I just MSpainted my way through this photo:
Ta-da! Sorry the words are SOOOO small, they say SUMMERTHON and SUMMERTHON AWARD in tiny letters. Well, thank you for entering, those who did! I've put together the results and here they are!

Princess Agent said:

My favorite summer memory had got to be our 4'th of july cook-out on the 5'th of july.

Well, Corrina, to be honest, I wasn't aware of such a cookout. The fiveth for July? Is that even a date? Well, no matter. If you mean the fifth of July, then yes, that was fun. I remember now.

Amber said:

My favorite summer memory is laying on the grass outside our tent when we went camping, reading my fave book and eating icecream while the sun shon. :)

Awesome! Sounds really cool. Camping is fun, I know, and eating icecream while the sun shon, mm! Sounds great! (You know I'm just teasing, right?)

Mizz Ali said:

My fave summer memory? hmm, well, it's winter now here! I'd have to say when I went to these awesome botanical gardens with my bestest friend, Ashleigh C, an old family friend! (when I say OLD, I mean I've known him forever)

Botanical. That's a really fun word to say, isn't it? Too bad I don't know what it means! Sounds like a fun place to go, though. And, I know it's winter there, because you're on the other side of the world, but, hey, it's got to be summer somewhere, right?

~Abby~ said:

Ugh I'm so bad at remembering things like this...my best summer memory? hmm...
Uhh when I was at a nearby lake, and everyone says this lake has snakes...but my family's always been "nahh there's no snakes in here" so me and my cousin were swimming, and my uncle and my cousins boyfriend were a little ways from us. And then a boat near us said "SNAKE!!!" I didn't even look back, my cousin got up on the boat, and then me. I looked out and a huge black snake was coming really fast! It was just like it was swimming on land, it wasn't even sinking. My cousin's boyfriend got on the boat, and the snake was nearly here! My uncle made it just in time! The snake just kind of stopped for a second and looked up at us, and my brother hit it with a noodle it was so funny :P Then it just went under the boat and off to other boats I guess. We would've warned the others, but the other boats were wayyy far away.
It was weird and hilarious
See, me and my cousin were right in the path of it! I'm glad those people said something, or we would've been screwed, and I would've had a panic attack AND DROWNED!
So how's that summer memory for ya?
xx,
Abby

WOW! That took my so long to re-type out! That's a long memory there! Funny, though. See, I've never really been afraid of snakes, I've been afraid of walls. And killer bees, thanks to Pizza Boy. I'll get you for that, Anthony, you'll pay! (I haven't forgotten! You'll PAY!) Well, I'd thank those people! No one likes panic attacks, let me tell you!

Well, thank you guys so much! It was really fun doing this! Whoever posted their fave memory can have the award above, it's yours for the taking! (If you didn't post a memory, you don't get the award. All entries past the deadline didn't make it and you don't get the award because I'm on strict time limit)

That's it for now, guys! See you next time!

Yours tru-fe-fa-ly,

Cassidy

SO...tired

Ughmph! (Sounds of me being tired) I am exhausted! I need coffee pronto, here! Ugh! I'm not a big fall-asleep-in-the-car-and-wake-up-early-the-next-morning-type of person. Well, it's something I did anyways, because last night, coming home from the fireworks part two, I was sleeping pretty much in the CVS drugstore parking lot.

Okay, so the cookout was gross. Seriously. There's this pirate ship, and you could stand four feet away and still smell the stench of urine and feces. It was seriously gross, but I did get a burger. The cookout was fine, it in it's self. We went back to Sheesh+KK's house with Kaylyn, and I watched some of the parent trap, then Hoodwinked! (which is this awesome movie that so happened to be playing on Cartoon Network) We stayed there a really long time until Corrina and Sheesh got back from the cookout, where they were helping clean up.

I had a sandwich for dinner, and at about eight, we set off for the fireworks, which were a while away. I had to sit in the backseat, along with Sheesh and Corrina, because Kaylyn had gone with Abby, one of her friends. So we headed off!

We got there, and passed the many people selling glowy stuff on the street. No one bought any from our group, I tell you. Well, we walked past this carnival, and all this stuff, and then we found a spot outside a school parking lot. Mom took my, my sister, and cousin into CVS next door to get a snack. We came out with candy bars and fruit juice, and sat down to play "I'm thinking of an animal..."

Well, some guys had this awesome private fireworks show, and we thought that was it! But, five minutes later, the big guys came out and I finally felt like it was the fourth of July! They were huge, and awesome. They were bright, and big, and very loud! They found some other ones as we were starting to go. When we got into Auntie Fafa's car, I fell fast asleep. Corrina gave me heart attack by waking me up. We drove the way back home and here, I fell asleep FAST.

And that leads me to this morning. 0_0 wide eyes, not so wide awake. It's a long weekend because my dad gets the day off. You guys rock. Oh, and if anyone new wants to follow...DO SO!
Yours tru-lu-lu-lulu-ly,
Cassidy

Goodmonring!

Hey guys. I've gotten quite a few comments saying "Tell us how the cookout goes", so here it is! My lovely cookout.

Well, the whole morning was pretty much eat breakfast, then work, then do chores. The boys, me, and Corrina all helped with the numerous chores that had to be done before the party. Around twelve thirty, the first guests arrived. My cousin Ronny and Christine. After them came my Uncle Chuck, Aunt Pam, and cousins CJ and Kate. So that was it for a little while, until Grammy, Aunt Terry, and, uh, Aunt Terry's boyfriend, Mike came. Then there was a lot of talking and eating.

People swam, and played games, and ate lunch. The boys woke up, then, from their naps, and joined in. About one o'clock (probably later), Aunt Vick, Uncle Dave, and Cory. That's it, the whole family. It was a LOT of fun! I got to talk to the relatives that I barely see, and it was really fun. At about five o'clock that night, people started to leave, we ate dinner, and then I got dressed out of my bathing suit. (that's what I was wearing the whole day) I put on some junky clothes: Hollister shirt and rippiest jeans. We went to the fireworks.

The fireworks were kind-of a dud. Like, really. We all got in the van, and went out to this little elementary school down in their neighborhood. Usually, the fireworks are all up in the mid-sky, but this year, we couldn't see them. Why? Because they were so low, I doubt the trees could see them. We did get a few good ones, though. High ones, I mean. And it was kind of fun, because we were messing around with the camera and taking crazy, funny pictures. The point is, with my family, anything, even lousy fireworks, become hilarious.

So, today is church, followed by Uncle John's cookout. Tell you about that later.

COOKOUT TIME!

Today is the third of July, and it's going to be totally AWESOME! Okay, so, as I've mentioned before, today is the day of my dad's not-that-anual 3rd of July cookout! All of my relatives on dad's side are coming over here for an awesome BBQ! How awesome is that?

As if that simply weren't enough, tonight, me, Aunt Fran, my cousins Robbie and Ronny (along with Christine, who's Ronny's wife), Corrina, and dad are going to see the FIREWORKS in Shannon's block, so I can safely assume that I'll be seeing my BFF tonight as well.

I'm so excited! But I only have a minute to blog today because I need to help get everything ready for the party this afternoon. Everybody pray that Aidan and Casey behave themselfs! We don't need this to turn out like one of my Auntie Fafa's cookouts. We all know where that gets us. Spraying Zach with a hose and going home barefoot, sunburned, wet, and laughing. Or just eating chips and/or preventing Zach and Pizza Boy from eating all of them before hand.

Good times. But my dad's cookout isn't geared twards eleven-year-olds who do nothing but try and make eachother feel unhappy/wet/misrable. It's geared twards teenagers and middle-age people, because I might want to point out that I am fourth youngest in that family. Up from me is CJ, then Katie (cousin not friend), then Cory, then Robbie, then Ronny. Down from me are Corrina, Aidan, and little Casey, who's the youngest on both sides.

Ow! I have a cut on my finger and it's driving me crazy! Okay, g2g. Stay cool and I'm gonna start doin' it again. 0_0

Yours truly,

Cassidy

Long time no see

HELLO!

I FEEL AWESOME TO BE BACK HERE! Oh, I missed you guys!

Okay, this is a rescue post for everyone off the Llamas and Lipstick boat to jump off and grab on. So, comment if you made it, or if you're glad to see me! I missed every thirty of you! Well, comment if you made it!